Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today Hat
Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today Hat
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Tired of the nonsense? Say it loud (but stylishly) with our Let's Keep The Dumbfuckery To A Minimum Today Hat. Designed for guys who love comfort, laughs, and a little bit of edge, this hat features a bold laser-etched leatherette patch on a breathable polyester/cotton blend. It's the perfect mix of durable and chill, making it ideal for casual days, weekend hangs, or gifting that buddy who gets it. Whether you're dodging drama or making a statement, this hat's got your vibe covered. Affordable, comfortable, and guaranteed to get chuckles-this isn't your dad's ballcap (unless your dad's hilarious).
"Got it as a gag gift-ended up keeping it for myself. 10/10." - Mike D.
MATERIALS
MATERIALS
- 60/40 cotton/polyester
- 100% polyester mesh back
- Structured, six-panel, mid pro profile
- Pre-curved bill
- Adjustable plastic snapback
Returns
Returns
To be eligible for a return, items must meet the following conditions:
✅ Returned within 30 days of delivery.
✅ Unworn, unwashed, and in original condition (no stains, odors, or damages).
✅ Tags attached and in original packaging.
✅ Proof of purchase (receipt or order number) is required.
Customers are responsible for return shipping costs
Click here for return policy.
Sizing
Sizing
One size fits most
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Hand washing with a mild detergent and spot cleaning are recommended to maintain their shape and materials, while avoiding harsh chemicals or submerging them in water.
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